Damn, Jade Bryce, You Better Thank Your Mother For A Butt Like That


From Facebook

By Shelton Bumgarner

The above picture popped up in my Facebook Newsfeed and I was pleasantly surprised. I don’t really know who Jade Bryce is. I think I’ve written about her before and I think she’s some sort of cage girl. At least, that’s my understanding. But she is a beautiful woman and a great subject. I usually don’t like cage girls and the like, but she definitely has it going on. She’s got a smoking hot bod, if nothing else.




Sheridyn Fisher Continues To Wear A Bikini & Warm Our Hearts


From Facebook.

By Shelton Bumgarner

Sheridyn Fisher knows how to wear a bikini, is all I gotta say. She’s a very beautiful woman and a great subject. She seems to almost always wear a bikini, if my Facebook Newsfeed is any indication. But she looks great in one, so I guess she’s earned the right to make a living wearing one all the time.


Nikki Leigh Rocks A Little Black Dress


From Facebook

By Shelton Bumgarner

Nikki Leigh continues to make my Facebook Newsfeed a little brighter. She’s got a great smile and fills out a dress quite well. This picture is an example of how you can have a subject wear clothes and still look sexy. In fact, I would go so far as to say that if a subject can be full clothed and still leave you wanted more, then she’s a great subject indeed. She’s got a great smile and that shines through in the picture.

Here are some bonus pictures I found of her on Tumblr.




‘I Thought You Were Cool’

By Shelton Bumgarner

I feel really bad about posting that picture of Jennifer Lawrence. I shouldn’t have done that. And I feel bad for any number of reasons. I really have no excuse for doing it. I can explain why I did it, but I don’t have any excuse. I did it because everyone on Twitter was freaking out about it and I thought it wouldn’t hurt to post at least one picture.

But in my excitement, I totally missed the bigger issue — that of her privacy. I guess thought that given that everyone and his brother was going to see those pictures soon enough that it would a moot point and I could do whatever I wanted. But the principle remains that the pictures violate her privacy and I was in the wrong to post even one of them.

That’s the difference between posting pictures of models in various stages of undress and the picture I posted — the models willingly take the pictures of themselves near-nude, while Jennifer Lawrence intended those pictures for her private viewing. So, I did something really unethical and I regret having done it. It won’t happen again. That’s all I can say.

In a moment of weakness and excitement I did something I shouldn’t have done. I will definitely think twice before I do anything like that again. It was a goof. I respect Jennifer Lawrence a great deal and I’m sorry. There isn’t much more I can say at this point.

Chatter: Novorossiya On The March


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WeatherPlanet ‏@WeatherPlanet 16m
Novorossiya in fierce fighting for Donetsk airport, but is winning, has liberated Artemovka & Metallist villages from the fascists.

WeatherPlanet ‏@WeatherPlanet 18m
Main building of Donetsk airport is on fire. Novorossiya has defeated the Nazi Aydar Battalion & has control of Lugansk airport.

Vagelis Karmiros ‏@VagelisKarmiros 2h
@BradCabana @Realfootbalfrea The #Donetsk airport will be harder there is old nuclear bunkers from USSR era there.

Tim Hogan ‏@TimInHonolulu 2h
Ukraine DM Heletey says #Russia troops are not just in Donetsk but other towns too, heavy fighting over #Luhansk airport @liveuamap.com MT

Stephen Benham ‏@SJBenham 3h
Multiple that the #Russian Army is now attacking #Luhansk Airport. RF troops also in Donetsk, w/soldiers… http://fb.me/6MEevvxKm

Kateryna_Kruk ‏@Kateryna_Kruk 3h
UA defense min.confirmed RU army is in #Donetsk but also near #Luhansk,said right now there’s ongoing fight over Luhansk airport

By Shelton Bumgarner

The above is the chatter I’m seeing on Twitter about events in Ukraine right now. If they’re true, then this would represent a serious escalation in the events on the ground. If the Russian regular army is in fact taking over airports, then that would pave teh way for them to land a lot more troops into the areas and solidify their control of the area. I still can’t get a handle on the context of it all, however. I don’t know what it all means.

Does it mean that Russia is going to give up all pretense of there not being an invasion on their part, or are they just going to continue to strengthen their strangle hold on the already existing areas that they control.

Only time will tell.

Now I Feel Really Bad

I hate it when I screw up like this.

I shouldn’t have posted that picture. But it was the heat of the moment. People were getting so excited on Twitter, I didn’t think about what I was doing. I can only say I’m sorry. I goofed. I will be extra careful in the future about such things in the future. I have done everything in my power to make amends for the screw up. I can’t go back and change things.

So, I just have to feel bad for a little while. I just have to process the bad thing I did.


I’m just lucky no one is really reading this blog. I should have known better, regardless.

I’m Sorry About That


By Shelton Bumgarner

I’m sorry I posted the picture of Jennifer Lawrence’s ass. I shouldn’t have done that. It’s just, I feel it’s a moot point. The pictures are everywhere and everyone is going to see them soon enough. And I specifically picked a picture that wasn’t as graphic as the rest of them. I guess I got kind of wrapped up in the excitement of Twitter and made a bad editorial decision. The pictures are her private property and I shouldn’t have done what I did.

I won’t take it down, though, unless I get a lot of complaints. It’s just a picture of her butt and we’ve pretty much seen that already in X-Men. I guess it’s the principle of it being a private photo that gets me in trouble. I regret dong it. I will be more careful in the future.

I will note, however, when I showed the picture to my Korean Skype student tonight, he said, “She’s perfect.” So, really, there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

Musings On Annie Shapiro, Julia Allison & Alexa Chung


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My favorite picture of Annie Shapiro.

My favorite picture of Annie Shapiro.

By Shelton Bumgarner

For a long time, I was obsessed with Annie Shapiro, the woman I started ROKon Magazine with in Seoul in 2006. And even long after I wasn’t obsessed with her anymore, I did think a lot about her. It really wasn’t until I wrote Somehow that the fever broke. Yes, everyone got mad at me for writing it, but it was like a weight had been lifted off my shoulders. Suddenly I had a lot of perspective on my relationship, or lack of one with Annie. I used to think we had some sort of cosmic bond, but writing Somehow apparently broke it. I just don’t feel it anymore. I just don’t feel that sense as though she’s out there somewhere, thinking about me, too. I can finally move on with my life and try to find my fate in America. Seoul and ROKon Magazine are finally the past.

Julia+Allison+Around+Lincoln+Center+Day+5+8GIuPdOJRejlSo, now I find myself thinking about two new women — Julia Allison and Alexa Chung. These two women could not be more different than Annie or each other. But Annie was something of a kook, at least when I knew her, and I really liked that. And Julia Allison, especially, is appears to be a larger-than-life character. She seems like someone I could work well with as a business partner. I like women like her. While in the some of the interviews of her I’ve seen she’s been a little fucking annoying, I could tolerate that for the sake of a Website.

Meanwhile, Alexa Chung actually seems pretty stable and normal. She seems almost otherworldly in her grace. She’s probably one of the most stylish women in the world and the fact that I keep writing about wanting to start a Website with her is rather ridiculous, to say the least. But I only do that because, well, I enjoy writing about her and then seeing if anyone from New York City or London pops up in my Webstats because of it. That’s pretty much the only reason why I write about her.

tumblr_nao3uazXig1qa7p1yo1_1280For some reason, my gut tells me that Julia Allison might actually be a little bit within the realm of possibility when it comes to starting a Website with her. I’m being delusional, yes, but she is so self-absorbed that I could see her actually being interested in starting a Website that would allow her to talk about herself.

Anyway, I guess the point of this post is I find myself musing upon what my relationship with either Julia Allison or Alexa Chung would be in the context of my experience with Annie Shapiro. Would I become obsessed with them like I did Annie? Could I somehow not make a pass at them at some point? I find both women extremely attractive (for different reasons) and if somehow I managed to even be in the same room with them I’d probably flirt with them like crazy.

And, yet, I’ve gained a lot of wisdom since I was involved with Annie. I’m not nearly as the wildman I was when I was involved with her and ROKon Magazine. In fact, I’m kind of dull. I still want to change the world, I still want to challenge Gawker head-on, but I want to be slow and methodical about it. I don’t want to rush into it like I did with ROKon Magazine. I want to keep my head and I want to do it right.

But all of that is just a delusion and a daydream. I’m just spending my time thinking up reasons not to do what I should be doing, which is looking for a job. I just need to look for a job and then save up the money to attempt to maybe, just maybe, move to Brooklyn at some point in the future. That’s my goal, at least.

I’m just thankful I don’t care so much about Annie anymore. Finally, that era in my life is done. Finally, I’m at peace.

Cara Delevingne Continues To Be A Hottie For Yves Saint Laurent



By Shelton Bumgarner

I’m totally smitten with Carea Delevingne. She’s a serious babe. As I’ve said before, it took me forever to realize she has this great personality because, well, all the pictures I saw of her had her with a scowl on her face. It wasn’t until I saw videos of her that I realized that she just suffers from a bad case of bitchy resting face. She’s actually really sweet and endearing. Anyway, she’s done this or that thing for Yves Saint Laurent, which is really just an excuse for me to show a picture of her. Here’s what Vogue Australia said.

The sultry images are testament to Delevingne’s chameleon-like ability to embody a character – in this case, they reveal her feminine and flirty side. The perfectly lacquered bold lip, paired with a flawless cat eye even manages to steal the show from those world-renowned brows. Meanwhile, the accompanying video starring From Lips to Love is as playful as we’ve come to expect from Delevingne – in the minute-long clip, she seduces her alter ego.

She also did something annoying with a gun, but I don’t feel like showing you the pictures because I hate guns.

Here are some bonus pictures of her I found on Tumblr.





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